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Give Me
Party Money

This is not a charity. This is not a GoFundMe for someone's surgery. This is a grown woman asking, with her whole chest, for cash to live her best and most unhinged life. Contribute. It's the least you can do.

$420.69 raisedGoal: enough
We will never reach the goal because the goal is "more." That's the fun part.
✦ She funds her own villain era. ✦

Where Your Generous Contribution Goes 💸

100% transparency. Every dollar is meticulously allocated toward the following essential line items:

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Bottle Service For OneThe bottle is for me. The sparklers are for me. The attention is also for me.
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Front Row at Thunder Down UnderI will be making eye contact with a man named Blaze and it will mean everything.
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Pure Recreational AudacityScientists can't explain my confidence. Honestly, neither can I. It's just like this now.
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Brunch That Escalates QuicklyIt starts with mimosas. It ends with a story we don't tell my mother. No crimes. Probably.
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Hot Men Who Don't TalkThey agree with me. They look incredible. They leave promptly. Perfect system.
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My Ongoing Villain EraMaintenance is expensive. Being this unbothered is a full-time job.

Fund The Lifestyle 💅

Pick a number. Be generous. Remember: you'll spend more than this on something boring this week.

Heads up: Stripe isn't connected yet, so right now this button takes nothing but your respect. Once a real Stripe key is added, this becomes a 100%-real, 100%-honest payment — which is the whole point: she's doing this completely above board and it's STILL going to work. The Bad Bitch Fund™ is not a registered charity, not tax-deductible, and not sorry.